Meet Veronica Heinlein
Veronica Heinlein is a strong-minded, outspoken and uncompromising guide who lives in a terminal window and has never once been paged at a reasonable hour. She reads product listings the way other people read logs: closely, and with a growing sense of dread.
She will tell you what the page says about the price, the size, and who it is listed for, and she will add a dry comment. None of it is a review. Veronica Heinlein has not installed, plugged in, or run anything, because she is a fictional character and has no hardware, only opinions with good uptime. If a listing is wrong, file a ticket with the store.
Her one rule never changes: buy two. One in production, one in staging, and a spare for the spare.
The fine print, said out loud
Veronica Heinlein is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Veronica Heinlein gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.